If somebody at Polaroid is listening

You’re doing it wrong! You don’t need to drop film, you just need to market film cameras that people get excited about again – cameras like the SX-70:

Stick to what you’re good at. Polaroids are (and have been) very popular with photographers, people in the music and fashion industries, and generally hipsters everywhere.

So you could create a new line of cheap, crappy digital cams for that burgeoning toddler-to-tween photographer market. Or you could ride the resurgent wave of Polaroid popularity to glory. Your choice.